No one's brain works from December 24th to January 3rd. Embrace the mental flat line:
In case you don't "do" Facebook, my favorite picture of the year:
If you saw and remember "The Shining" -
While you are there check out the "Mary Poppins"and "Brokeback to the Future" trailers too.
Other quality images:
Little known Christmas fact -
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Other important CN facts -
Link to the website dedicated to this important cataloging effort
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris heard that Lance Armstrong had lost his testicles to cancer, he donated one of his own to Lance. Chuck Norris still has two testicles.
Little known Christmas fact -
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Other important CN facts -
Link to the website dedicated to this important cataloging effort
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
When Chuck Norris heard that Lance Armstrong had lost his testicles to cancer, he donated one of his own to Lance. Chuck Norris still has two testicles.
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